Available immediately - Skilled angel that can do my 5 worst nightmare chores that I can't take doing anymore. Pay is equal to what I deem to be the value of my free time....and that's quite high Specific chores are:
1. My laundry. Skills needed are the ability to judge if something is REALLY "dry clean only" or if you can actually sneak a wash once in a while. Also, need to be able to determine if bleach can be used in a load that contains things other than white. Artistic ability is highly desirable. Related tasks include hanging everything to dry that cannot go in the dryer, and then putting the stuff away in precisely the right place that your OCPD boss has decided it should go.
2. Taking the recycles to the curb. This is not as easy as you think. Somehow in this household of one woman and one child we accumulate 100 pounds of recycleable material per week. I have the most on the block as evidenced by comparing their little crates versus my 50 gallon containers. By looking at my pile, you'd think the people involved were a family of 8 where all members are 500 pounds.
3. Emptying the dishwasher. I'm not sure why this task bothers me so much, but I feel like I am in an endless cycle of emptying it only when forced to because the pile in the sink is out of control. Then it is full once again. This need to empty usually occurrs at the worst time, like when I am trying to make dinner but only have 15 minutes to do it.
4. Washing my hair. The sheer time involved in doing this and then drying it has caused me to push the boundaries of hygene. I know the experts say that you should not wash your hair every day, but I don't think they meant once a month.
5. Food shopping. Although it is cute to drag a 4 year old to the supermarket every single time and watch her eat her free slice of cheese, it is NOT fun to yell out her name frantically multiple times because she thinks it's fun to run out of your sight and not come back. It also is not fun when the 4 year old grabs apples and make the whole bin roll onto the floor. It also is not fun to be begged 50 times for a balloon by said 4 year old, to schlep the 20 bags into the car, have them roll all over the trunk on the way home spilling groceries all over the place, and then haul them into the house by making 10 trips to and from the car with the bags handles broken. A bonus will be paid if you can go to the store 2 or 3 times per week so that my fruit and vegetable don't rot by the time I go to use them.
Please call 973-432-3789 for immediate consideration.
